is finishing someone's chips a compliment or a robbery?
answer it. ask it. post it.
coming soon to the app store
the ritual
one question a day. you answer on camera.
three takes. that's the deal. no infinite retries, no editing suite, no polishing yourself into someone else. honesty through limitation. spend your takes well.
the format
your answer leaves as a designed video.
loud is the free format and the signature. big type, the question arrives like a challenge, your words sit underneath like a confession. soft and glass are the premium range, calmer and more intimate. every video carries the mark.
judequest
THE MIDDLE SEAT GETS BOTH ARMRESTS: LAW OR SUGGESTION?
it's a law.
i don't make the rules. i enforce them.
the museum
a calendar of your face, answering.
every answered day becomes a tile. a record of who you were becoming. streaks without the guilt. and burned days are burned, so you learn to mean it.
july 12 days
the questions
the questions are the whole point.
written to stop a stranger scrolling. a few from the bank.
how much would someone have to pay you to hand your search history to the family group chat?
would you rather be haunted by someone with opinions about your cooking or someone with opinions about your texts?
the middle seat gets both armrests: law or suggestion?
is finishing someone's chips a compliment or a robbery?
privacy
last updated 11 july 2026
judequest records video and audio, and transcribes your speech, on your device only. the recording, the transcript, and the finished video stay on your iPhone.
nothing leaves your phone unless you choose to save or share an export. when you do, you are the one sending it, to wherever you send it.
there are no accounts. there is no analytics and no tracking. we do not collect your questions, your answers, or your usage.
subscriptions, if you buy one, are billed by apple through your app store account. apple's terms and privacy policy govern that transaction.